Bio

Hello! I am Emily. I am a Comedian, Musician, Writer and Illustrator. I currently reside in Brooklyn, NY. Below is a bunch of stuff that I have done, am currently doing, or am capable of doing for money!

I have written, produced and been featured in various comedy videos and tv shows including: this series for Pitchfork.TV which I wrote, produced and directed. I play a recurring character named Hard Melissa and write for the Metal Talk Show Two Minutes to Late Night. I was featured in a sketch on The Break with Michelle Wolf and an episode of the show Cooked with Cannabis, both on Netflix, and I wrote this sketch for Volcom featuring Run The Jewels, Tim Robinson & Shaq.

I have a paranormal/comedy podcast called Ghosts to Show you which I co created with Lillian Devane. I co host a weekly podcast called Albummer with members of 2M2LN, where we listen to and discuss “bad” albums, and I sporadically do a movie podcast with my husband El-P called The Panducto Quarancast.

I do standup all over this beautiful country and I have opened for Anthony Jeselnik, Nick Thune and occasionally I tour opening for Alex Cameron. I run a monthly standup show called Windbreaker Comedy with comedian Clare O’kane every month at Union Pool.

Sometimes I like to drive with the seat heat and AC on at the same time! Feel free to drop me a line below if you’d like to discuss that or any other topics!

PHOTOS

Photo by David Moriya

Photo by Drew Kaufman

Photo by Drew Kaufman

VIDEOS

Emily Panic Reel

Two Minutes to Late Night: Start Today S01 E04

Hard Melissa W/ Foxygen

Hard Melissa W/ Madball

Two Minutes to Late Night: The Road to Season One

Two Minutes to Late Night: Walter Schreifels S01 E01

Hard Melissa // Two minutes to late night

Official music video for "Call Ticketron" by Run The Jewels, off the RTJ3 album.

Fashion Cunt // Run the Jewels

Hard Melissa @ NYC Comic Con

Fashion Cunt @ Panorama

Barb Brixton at Coachella 2016

Fashion Cunt @ Run the Jewels

Fashion Cunt // Funny or Die

A Very Bonnaroo Thanksgiving (dir. by amber schaefer)

Royal Drag is an absurdist reality show parody where the host- a cruel and eccentric medieval King named Rick- and his panel of judges oversee a bizarre Drag King competition. Contestants must perform the Most Toxic Masculinity to win....and ultimately avoid Death. Featuring comedians: Sharron Paul, Emily Panic, Marcia Belskey, Sue Smith, Kristin Manna, Elyse Brandau, Lyssa Mandel, Lane Kwederis, Carlen Altman, Amber Schaefer, and Eleanore Pienta.