Photo by Sandy Honig

Photo by Sandy Honig

Photo by Sandy Honig

Photo by Sandy Honig


Hello I am Emily. I am a Comedian, Musician, Writer and sometimes I DJ in bars with my Dad. I currently reside in Brooklyn, NY.

I have written, produced and been featured in comedy videos for such websites as Pitchfork.TV and Funny or Die, I play a recurring character named Hard Melissa and write for the Metal Talk Show Two Minutes to Late Night, and I was recently featured in a sketch on The Break with Michelle Wolf on Netflix. I have performed standup all over our beautiful country, mostly recently on a tour opening for Alex Cameron.

I once wrote this fun column about Thrifting for Millihellen / Jezebel

I host and produce a monthly comedy show at Max Fish in the LES with my pal, Lillian Devane

I was formerly a touring and session singer and bass player and have performed with such groups as Foxygen, Run the Jewels, Sleigh Bells and Miike Snow.

My toes are pretty much always cold, Feel free to drop me a line!



Hard Melissa // Two minutes to late night

Fashion Cunt // Funny or Die

Run the Jewels - Call Ticketron (Official Music Video)

A Very Bonnaroo Thanksgiving (dir. by amber schaefer)


King Rick's Royal Drag (dir. by amber schaefer)

Planned Parenthood Song Live



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